Wednesday, 6 November 2013

Curb your Enthusiasm!



Pregnancy is viewed as a celebration; birthing of a new life. The problem with it is that everyone expects that the pregnant woman is as enthusiastic as the well wisher ALL THE TIME.

Dear well wishers,
 I’m going to need for you to curb your enthusiasm a bit; as it gets ridiculously annoying by the time one gets to the end of the 40wks. Bearing in mind that it’s multiple well wishers versus ONE person receiving the same message from them ALL. Anything in excess is not good; the same goes for well wishes.

Think about it. From the time a woman begins to show in her pregnancy (for some that’s month 3 or 4) until she delivers, friends, strangers and family members firmly believe that it is their job to:
1. Rub your belly
2. Tell you their pregnancy story
3. Give you all of the pregnancy advice that they can remember
4. Expect you to be excited all the time; they ask that same damn question ALL THE TIME “So you excited yet?” If I say yes, will they stop……the answer sadly is no. steups

Now I have dubbed myself the Pregnancy Scrooge lol because my pregnancy has been uneventful including those supposed hormonal mood swings. However, it really is overbearing hearing the same thing from week 20 to 37. So forgive me if I don’t want to be asked again.

To family and friends,
I will tell you when I go to the hospital and I will notify you when the child is born. If you want to talk to me, please talk to me about something else beside the pregnancy.
Between the pregnancy app on my phone, my doctor’s secretary and the growth of my stomach, I know how far along I am and the proposed due date. Trust me no one wants the baby out more than me.

What exactly do you want me to be excited about???
a. The ripping of my crotch voluntarily (tearing) or being cut (episiotomy) during vaginal birth
b. The fact that I may be cut 6 layers deep into my skin and muscle tissue, with a recovery period of 2-6weeks if I have a C-section. Not to mention that I won’t be fully able to take care of the baby in this state
c. The risk that all of the placenta may not come out right away or my uterus may not clamp down and I could bleed to death

Like I said, I DO want to meet my baby, see what he looks like, smells like and feels like, I’m just not excited about the process, so please stop with the overbearing happy shit.

Love you guys, but I got to keep it real.
CT

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